Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Upper Yough GNAR

My friend Burton went down south over Memorial Day weekend and scored a 4250 in his old school canoe down the Green River Narrows.  His post about the Narrows GNAR got me inspired to do one for the Upper Yough to make things interesting this summer, but I need help. Comment, email, whatever needs to go in here.

Here is the current list for the Upper Yough River, MD:

1.A lap down Upper Yough: +1000
*Running Bird Bath: +
*Running Mel's Toilet Bowl: +
*Running Crack in the Rock: +
*Running National Boof: +
*Running Tommy's Left: +
*Running Time Warp: +
*Running Meat Cleaver Right: +
*Death Slot: +
Paddling the Upper Yough in a canoe: BONUS +500
*Handpaddling the Upper Yough: BONUS +100

2.Eddys (Double points for shotgunning a beer in any of these eddys)
*Left at Gap Falls: +
*Above National: +

3.Freewheels
*National Falls: +
*Cheeseburger: +


4.Cartwheels: +50 for first 2 ends +50 for each additional end
*National Falls
*Trapp Run Falls
*Above Lost and Found
*Wright's Hole
*Luke's Final Insult

5.Enders: +25
*National Falls
*Powerful Popper
*Backender

6.Rock Spins, Splats, Wheels, and Grinds
*Generic: +50
*National Falls Splat: +100

7.Style Points
*Rail Grabs: +50
*Brown Claws: +50
*Paddle Toss: +100
*Handrolling after paddle toss or loss +250
*Backwards off Rapids: +250
*Legs out above Gap Falls: +50
*Legs out from below Double Pencil Sharpener: +100
*Legs out from above Double Pencil Sharpener: +200

8.Miscellaneous
*Tailgating the bubble at Sang Run +100
*Shotgunning a beer at Wait Rock:
*Shotgunning a beer at National:
*Shotgunning a beer in Lost and Found:
*Doing 2 laps on a 3 hour release: BONUS +1000

9.'tude
*Pro Call Out - "I can't believe your a pro, I'm so much better than you!" +50
*Ego Claim, to strangers -"Just so you know, I'm the best boater on the river!": +50
*Radness Yell - "Hey Check me out, I'm going to rip the shit out of this!": +50

10.Negative Points
*Missing the bubble: -50
*Running National Boof backwards (without calling it first): -300
*Breaking a paddle: -100
*Flipping (and rolling up): -50
*Flipping and swimming: -250
*Anything that requires hiking out: -1000

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